Cupid Can Suck It│Hope Island Series Book 5 │eBook

Valentine’s Day weddings are rough. Fake boyfriends you’re secretly hot for are tricky. But to avoid yet another sister’s special day in a shitty bridesmaid's dress with no date, Molly will do anything.

Certified Public Accountant Molly Frasier is the oldest of four sisters and holds the family record for “most appearances as very single bridesmaid”. So when her mom calls at the end of a particularly bad day, she will say anything to get out of not having a date to her baby sister’s wedding.

Enter Dirk “Daws” Dawson.The hunky ladies' man from Baskin Construction likes Molly. She’s funny, smart, and she hates Valentine’s Day as much as he does. When he walks into Molly’s office in the middle of her panic attack, he’ll do anything to help calm her down. Including agreeing to pose as her fake boyfriend to get her parents off her back.

As they stumble through family dance lessons, interrogation dinners, and Hope Island’s special blend of holiday insanity, they hatch a plan to take down Valentine’s Day on their way to the altar.

But when someone starts turning their harmless pranks deadly, watching each other’s backs . . . and fronts . . . is the only way they’ll make it to VDay alive!

Cupid Can Suck It is a small town friends-to-lovers fake relationship holiday romantic comedy with new adult aged MCs that will have you laughing out loud, tearing up, and always wanting more from this hilarious island community. Join the wacky residents of Hope Island today and dive into this fifth book in the Hope Island Holiday Romances!

This full novel contains profanity and is not a clean romance. It is a plot-focused, emotional slowburn HEA with realistic characters and no instalove. The MMC is a green flag / cinnamon roll hero. While part of the Hope Island Holiday Romance series, it can be read as a stand alone, and has no cliffhanger.

❤️If you love Penny Reid, Lucy Score, or Claire Kingsley join the wacky residents of Hope Island today and dive into this first book in the Hope Island Holiday Romances.❤️

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