{"product_id":"houses-of-the-holy-midnight-rider-series-book-16-ebook","title":"Houses of the Holy│Midnight Rider Series Book 16│eBook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s ok. We can say it. Humans got shafted in the last apocalypse. Not exactly breaking news. But that doesn’t mean that we should be turning the apocalypse into a DIY project.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWhat we thought was going to be a victory lap filled with take out food and putting our feet up in Messina turned, with a single gas station vision, into having an unexpected addition to the Charlie circus on wheels.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd then, if that wasn’t scary enough, a single phone call summoned us all back to West Virginia like a bunch of seagulls descending on an unattended bag of Doritos at the beach. But now that we were all together, everyone had a chance to weigh in on the various shitstorms in our respective zip codes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhich is how we ended up roaring down the highway heading west, hunting for an MIA Balance Keeper and a mysterious angelic power that is currently giving the boys upstairs a stiff middle finger. We don’t know if either one will be happy to see us when we find them but as Bane always says, “That’s a twenty miles from now problem.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat \u003cem\u003eisn’t\u003c\/em\u003e a problem for down the road is the rebirth of Sister Smile’s cannibal tribe, this time gathered under the symbol of a bloody crescent moon and backed by a gatekeeper god. And they aren’t the only ones coming out to play. The Horsemen’s old stable hands have dealt themselves in and I have a feeling they’re not going to fold until we make them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow old alerts set up during the last apocalypse are sounding off and things are starting to look a lot like bloodbath, everywhere we look. And our only hope is hunting down a tequila-swilling Balance Keeper who might be the key to stopping the shitstorm if we can just wrap her in bubble wrap and stash her somewhere safe for the next . . . thousand or so . . . years. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy, right?  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e. . . Right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd in a pair of killer emus, an ill-fated trip to Costco, a hippie with a Weird Al fixation, and an \u003cem\u003eendless \u003c\/em\u003esupply of glitter and the end is just about inevitable. I just didn’t expect the venue to be this packed. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt feels like every day the pile of problems just keeps getting bigger. But in this family, that just means everyone picks up a shovel and digs in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd right now, it feels like we’re definitely going to need a bigger shovel. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOUSES OF THE HOLY continues the Midnight Rider saga, a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 16 blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroes and heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat readers are saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Demons, vampires, the occult, oh my! It's fast-paced and fun. Full of dark, tongue and cheek humor, Midnight Rider will make you laugh and root for this crazy cast of characters.\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"If you like action, demon-blasting, and sass, I can't recommend this book enough!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. Wolfe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55131656061152,"sku":"DV-MR-16-E","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/1561\/0592\/files\/HousesoftheHolyeCover_1.jpg?v=1790353599","url":"https:\/\/www.lightningstrikepress.org\/products\/houses-of-the-holy-midnight-rider-series-book-16-ebook","provider":"Lightning Strike Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}