{"product_id":"houses-of-the-holy-midnight-rider-series-book-16-audiobook","title":"Houses of the Holy│Midnight Rider Series Book 16│Audiobook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s ok. We can say it. Humans got shafted in the last apocalypse. Not exactly breaking news.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut that doesn’t mean that we should be turning the apocalypse into a DIY project.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat we thought was going to be a victory lap filled with take out food and putting our feet up in\u003cbr\u003eMessina turned, with a single gas station vision, into having an unexpected addition to the Charlie\u003cbr\u003ecircus on wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd then, if that wasn’t scary enough, a single phone call summoned us all back to West Virginia like\u003cbr\u003ea bunch of seagulls descending on an unattended bag of Doritos at the beach. But now that we were\u003cbr\u003eall together, everyone had a chance to weigh in on the various shitstorms in our respective zip\u003cbr\u003ecodes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhich is how we ended up roaring down the highway heading west, hunting for an MIA Balance\u003cbr\u003eKeeper and a mysterious angelic power that is currently giving the boys upstairs a stiff middle finger.\u003cbr\u003eWe don’t know if either one will be happy to see us when we find them but as Bane always says,\u003cbr\u003e“That’s a twenty miles from now problem.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat isn’t a problem for down the road is the rebirth of Sister Smile’s cannibal tribe, this time\u003cbr\u003egathered under the symbol of a bloody crescent moon and backed by a gatekeeper god. And they\u003cbr\u003earen’t the only ones coming out to play. The Horsemen’s old stable hands have dealt themselves in\u003cbr\u003eand I have a feeling they’re not going to fold until we make them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow old alerts set up during the last apocalypse are sounding off and things are starting to look a lot\u003cbr\u003elike bloodbath, everywhere we look. And our only hope is hunting down a tequila-swilling Balance\u003cbr\u003eKeeper who might be the key to stopping the shitstorm if we can just wrap her in bubble wrap and\u003cbr\u003estash her somewhere safe for the next . . . thousand or so . . . years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEasy, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e. . . Right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd in a pair of killer emus, an ill-fated trip to Costco, a hippie with a Weird Al fixation, and an\u003cbr\u003eendless supply of glitter and the end is just about inevitable. I just didn’t expect the venue to be this\u003cbr\u003epacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt feels like every day the pile of problems just keeps getting bigger. But in this family, that just means everyone picks up a shovel and digs in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd right now, it feels like we’re definitely going to need a bigger shovel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 7 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOUSES OF THE HOLY continues the Midnight Rider saga, a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eacross 16 blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroes and heroines,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003emorally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eobsession.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. 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