{"title":"The Midnight Rider Series | All Items","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHell’s first work release program; killing monsters to save souls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlways read the fine print. Especially when you’re making a deal with the devil. That’s how they got me and my entire hometown. Luckily, those jokes about lawyers and Hell are pretty accurate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter a lengthy court case downstairs, I’ve been sent topside in Hell’s very first work-release program. All I have to do is hunt down and kill things that go bump in the night; monsters, and demons, and cryptids, oh my! If I kill enough to meet my quota, the souls of the townsfolk will be set free. If I don’t, we all stay downstairs...permanently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn top of that, a tribe of cannibals are looking to put me on the menu, a pair of murderous fairies are taking people joy-riding, and I've got a teenage hitchhiker with ‘Firestarter’ vibes riding shotgun. Last but not least, a big daddy demon is hellbent on taking me back downstairs ahead of schedule.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I’ve got Peeps, whiskey, and a sawed-off shotgun. What more does a gal need?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER kicks off a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"midnight-rider-midnight-rider-book-1","title":"Midnight Rider│Midnight Rider Series Book 1 │eBook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHell’s first work release program; killing monsters to save souls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlways read the fine print. Especially when you’re making a deal with the devil. That’s how they got me and my entire hometown. Luckily, those jokes about lawyers and Hell are pretty accurate.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAfter a lengthy court case downstairs, I’ve been sent topside in Hell’s very first work-release program. All I have to do is hunt down and kill things that go bump in the night; monsters, and demons, and cryptids, oh my! If I kill enough to meet my quota, the souls of the townsfolk will be set free. If I don’t, we all stay downstairs...permanently.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOn top of that, a tribe of cannibals are looking to put me on the menu, a pair of murderous fairies are taking people joy-riding, and I've got a teenage hitchhiker with ‘Firestarter’ vibes riding shotgun. Last but not least, a big daddy demon is hellbent on taking me back downstairs ahead of schedule.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I’ve got Peeps, whiskey, and a sawed-off shotgun. What more does a gal need?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER kicks off a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. 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Possibly of the eaten-alive, cannibal variety.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAt least if the cannibals get me first. If it's the demon, there's a good chance it will involve a reenactment of the scene from that Indiana Jones movie when the guy rips the poor sap's heart right out of his chest.So that's fun. Then there's the constant acid reflux of having Noah along for the ride. Apparently my handcart, hurtling towards Hell seats two. I'll do my best to keep him alive as we hunt Necrowitches, Pucas, bugbears, demons, and of course, Sister Smile and her tribe of cannibals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaise the whiskey and pass the ammunition.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER kicks off a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. 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But, the demon is not the only one holding a ladle and stirring up the pot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMigrating werewolves are leaving a trail of bodies like flower girls leave petals, there’s a haunting in Kansas City, a Faoladh who wants to give me a haircut, a couple of Cynocephali on the scent of a cursed object and a murdering incubus who might have what we need...no, not like that.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s true what they say: You go to heaven for the scenery, but hell for the company.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER kicks off a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. 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But he said he had a line on Old Dukey himself and besides what killing him would probably do for my total on the Price of Souls is Right, I was really looking forward to a demon-flavored game of Operation and making his nose light up when I removed vital parts of his anatomy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI had a feeling that he was the brains behind Ornias and if killing him would break my contract, all the better. Some blood rain, a little light fornication in front of Rosetta’s sink, a handful of waking visions, and one state over, things are starting to get weird. You never really appreciate sanity and having a grip on reality until it’s gone and you’re left, butt cheeks flapping in the wind. Exposed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen that happens, you’re just hoping that somewhere, someone will give you shelter. 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No, siree. I’m gonna whip that bad boy into a rat-tail and snap the shit out of the few days I’ve got left when they’re making a run for the shower after gym class. Bravado aside, I know this is the end. The final days of my ten-year reprieve topside. I cleaned up some messes, made a few more, and got back to scrubbing. Now, it’s not just the end of my life that’s on the line.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI may only have minutes until midnight, but I’m going to make them count.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER kicks is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat readers are saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Demons, vampires, the occult, oh my! It's fast-paced and fun. Full of dark, tongue and cheek humor, Midnight Rider will make you laugh and root for this crazy cast of characters.\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"If you like action, demon-blasting, and sass, I can't recommend this book enough!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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No demons in or out. My plans to swap places with her in the pit have stalled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the meantime, all I can do is ask myself WWBD: What Would Bane Do?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo I keep bashing my head against the wall, coming up with the worst plans on hunts, and picking up every forecast from Walter that looks like it might be hell-sent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut on Halloween night—the five-year anniversary of the battle in Ashley— when not one, but two unexpected guests crash for huckleberry buckle at Rosetta’s dinner table, all bets are off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHell is back with a vengeance and this time it’s got my name on the dartboard instead of Bane’s. Best case? A dip in the pit for me. Worst case? Heaven and Hell kick off another end-of-the-world grudge match—with oblivion as the participation trophy at the end.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBut don’t worry, I kept your seat warm in the truck. Join the hunt as this ragtag family of hunters Rambles On.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRAMBLE ON continues the Midnight Rider saga, a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMidnight Rider is your ticket to ride shotgun in a dark urban fantasy monster hunt spanning thirteen heart-stopping, hilarious books.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eIf you love the stories of Jim Butcher, K.F. Breene, Auburn Tempest, Lindsay Buroker, Ramy Vance, or Stacey Rourke this series will be right at home on your shelf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat readers are saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Demons, vampires, the occult, oh my! It's fast-paced and fun. Full of dark, tongue and cheek humor, Midnight Rider will make you laugh and root for this crazy cast of characters.\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"If you like action, demon-blasting, and sass, I can't recommend this book enough!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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Or at least as normal as they ever do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’ve got a ride . . . Though it’s definitely \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003enot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e what I had in mind. But, if you go shopping in a hunter’s junkyard, beggars can’t be choosers. Not that there’s anything wrong with Charlie the Chaos Cruiser. He’s seen some things and there’s more experience in his back seat than I’ve had in my whole hunting career.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBane and Gabe may be holed up with the order, but that doesn’t mean I can’t skip through the tulips with the demons dropping by upstate New York to raise a little hell. Of course the hunt wouldn’t be on my radar at all if it wasn’t for a housesitter who sees things and has an aversion to using doors and her visions of me becoming a human squeaky toy to a massive Black Dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd in the first few slaps of a god civil war, sprinkle on some fae b.s., and bake at three thousand degrees to a bloody mess and you’ve got my weekend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBut, I’m on the road again, keeping that target on my back moving and hoping it’s enough to outrun the thing that’s dogging my steps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRAMBLE ON continues the Midnight Rider saga, a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. 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Full of dark, tongue and cheek humor, Midnight Rider will make you laugh and root for this crazy cast of characters.\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"If you like action, demon-blasting, and sass, I can't recommend this book enough!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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All I have to do is hunt down and kill things that go bump in the night; monsters, and demons, and cryptids, oh my! If I kill enough to meet my quota, the souls of the townsfolk will be set free. If I don’t, we all stay downstairs...permanently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOn top of that, a tribe of cannibals are looking to put me on the menu, a pair of murderous fairies are taking people joy-riding, and I've got a teenage hitchhiker with ‘Firestarter’ vibes riding shotgun. Last but not least, a big daddy demon is hellbent on taking me back downstairs ahead of schedule.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I’ve got Peeps, whiskey, and a sawed-off shotgun. What more does a gal need?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. 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I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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Possibly of the eaten-alive, cannibal variety.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAt least if the cannibals get me first. If it's the demon, there's a good chance it will involve a reenactment of the scene from that Indiana Jones movie when the guy rips the poor sap's heart right out of his chest. So that's fun. Then there's the constant acid reflux of having Noah along for the ride. Apparently my handcart, hurtling towards Hell seats two. I'll do my best to keep him alive as we hunt Necrowitches, Pucas, bugbears, demons, and of course, Sister Smile and her tribe of cannibals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaise the whiskey and pass the ammunition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. 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I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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More often, it’s a playground bully dangling loogies over your face.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, after a little flamingo-necktie-assisted arson, a near-luxury car full of demons, some car trouble, and a game of human whack-a-mole, we were once again out of leads. Meanwhile, the demon tonguing a bullet with my name on it is closing in. Nya is on the case, sifting through her contacts in the supernatural underworld to find a way to stop him. But, the demon is not the only one holding a ladle and stirring up the pot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMigrating werewolves are leaving a trail of bodies like flower girls leave petals, there’s a haunting in Kansas City, a Faoladh who wants to give me a haircut, a couple of Cynocephali on the scent of a cursed object and a murdering incubus who might have what we need...no, not like that.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s true what they say: You go to heaven for the scenery, but hell for the company.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 6 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. Wolfe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49211035418848,"sku":"DV-MR-3-A","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/1561\/0592\/files\/DV_MR_03_Bad_Company_Audiobook_Mockup.png?v=1775853488"},{"product_id":"hot-blooded-midnight-rider-audiobook-4","title":"Hot Blooded│Midnight Rider Series Book 4│Audiobook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo say I sometimes run hot under the collar is a gross understatement. \u003c\/strong\u003eAfter what happened in Triton, I was a pissed off five-hundred-pound gorilla with a pink fanny pack, a sawed-off, and a “can do or screw you” attitude. Now, I’m just looking for a visual aide to demonstrate my rage on and the demon that keeps standing me up is my top choice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn my way to get to him, of course, I stumbled over a demon cult that was in the process of signing people up for Hell. Add to that a run-in with competing demon factions, a haunted space pen, a snarky church janitor, Stacks’ next-level paranoia, a seance here or there, three staged suicides and a bunch of creepy door-to-door missionaries and the whole exercise was shaping up to be a good dose of anger therapy. Now, if I can just keep my head while I help them lose theirs, we’ll be just gravy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOf course, if they’re still not sure how hot-blooded I am, they can just try me and see.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 8 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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A rest stop massacre, Stacks' penchant for getting his ass in a sling, a drunk witch armed with a tube of cookie dough, firebombing explosions, Tom Waits, a hunter dive bar, demonic kid hitchhikers, throwing bodies in dumpsters, and run-ins with two of my exes. Not to mention a demon party in Ohio that I'm just itching to crash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell, if you're going to shoot, shoot to thrill.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 11 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. Wolfe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49211086733536,"sku":"DV-MR-5-A","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/1561\/0592\/files\/DV_MR_05_Shoot_To_Thrill_Audiobook_Mockup.png?v=1775858387"},{"product_id":"war-pigs-midnight-rider-audiobook-6","title":"War Pigs│Midnight Rider Series Book 6│Audiobook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen demons gather in their masses, it's time to put them on their asses. \u003c\/strong\u003eAt least, that's what Noah and I decided after we finished up a whiskey-assisted hunt in Kentucky for one of the most ridiculous supers I've ever seen. And that's saying something considering I've hunted more than one Bonnacon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo when Walter sent out the on-air warning about Bellum, Pennsylvania, and the big baddy demon vacationing in the area, we were ready to rush in while other hunters were avoiding the place. At least, I was ready. Noah was less enthusiastic, but like the boy scout-in-denial he is, he saddled up right alongside me. We were locked and loaded, but we had not been expecting the sucker punch of surreal that we found when we hit town. Some light reconnaissance, stalking and then impersonating Federal officers, a main street brawl, a jaded Homeland Security agent, and a demon hiding in plain sight just about gave us a bingo in the town that would give anything to protect its newest industry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOink, oink. I smell supernatural bacon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 6 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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But he said he had a line on Old Dukey himself and besides what killing him would probably do for my total on the Price of Souls is Right, I was really looking forward to a demon-flavored game of Operation and making his nose light up when I removed vital parts of his anatomy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI had a feeling that he was the brains behind Ornias and if killing him would break my contract, all the better. Some blood rain, a little light fornication in front of Rosetta’s sink, a handful of waking visions, and one state over, things are starting to get weird. You never really appreciate sanity and having a grip on reality until it’s gone and you’re left, butt cheeks flapping in the wind. Exposed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen that happens, you’re just hoping that somewhere, someone will give you shelter. Even if it’s in the last place you expected.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 4 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! 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I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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I hadn’t been expecting the swarm to be in Tiff’s hometown or for the buttlickers to crash an eight-year-old’s birthday party. But, considering how the previous few weeks had gone, I shouldn’t have been surprised. Still, going a couple of rounds with some bro-wolves, smacking around a demonic pawnshop owner, watching a Cynocephali struggle with a car seat, and getting a lead on Sister Smile can do wonders for the spirit. She’d already slipped by me too many times. And the visions I’d been having, told me Joel was still with her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ends now, Sister Smile. I’m on the hunt and I’m after you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. 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I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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But sometimes that’s not how the whiskey pours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter everything that went down in Nevada, to say that we were reeling was an understatement. Now, I’ve got an additional little liability riding around with me, an Archeri on the loose, some cryptic clues from a dead god, a supernatural CPA to find, Death, Disneyland, kidnappers in polo shirts, angels, and a new conspiracy theory from Stacks and Luke that might just be true.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrust me when I say, the working man has nothing on an armed and sleep-deprived working woman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. 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I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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Add to that a scythe-wielding accountant that is wearing the carpet thin, a demonic soiree in Missouri, a murderous gang of Red Caps in cheese country, a lie-detecting seven-year-old and a snooty corporate cult, and I can smell the gas fumes on the trash heap at forty paces. And just when I think I have a hold of the rolling dumpster, set ablaze, that is my life, another one is coming right behind me, down the hill and picking up speed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMan, it’s true what they say. You never hear the flaming dumpster with your name on it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 5 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. 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Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. Wolfe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49216307691744,"sku":"DV-MR-10-A","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/1561\/0592\/files\/DV_MR_10_Whipping_Post_Audiobook_Mockup.png?v=1777047885"},{"product_id":"bad-moon-rising-midnight-rider-audiobook-11","title":"Bad Moon Rising│Midnight Rider Series Book 11│Audiobook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOk. That wasn’t what I was expecting. But, no one from that TV show Punk’d jumped out and told me they were just yanking my crank, so I guess I just have to go with it. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOut of the frying pan and back into the hellfire. Figuratively, at the moment, but not for much longer and now I have a new layer of responsibility, just because the universe thought it would be hilarious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo now, I’m a professional babysitter of weapons and officially a “gopher” for the impending doom on the horizon. Not much of a change of pace, but at least it’s a change of scenery. But now I understand the importance of work-life balance. So when I heard what sounded like a demon shindig happening down in the Big Easy, I was already one foot out the door. After all, all work and no play makes Bane a dull gal. Of course, I didn’t expect the extra company on the hunt, but I also didn’t expect the kidnapping, demon-squatting, or finding out that the baby’s I’m sitting should have their own comic book franchises. All I know for sure is that there’s trouble on the way, but I’m not quite prepared to die.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEspecially not when there’s a bad moon on the rise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 6 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. If you love snarky heroines, morally gray monster-hunting, found-family feels, and apocalyptic stakes—you just found your next obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Fans of The Dresden Files, Anita Blake, Supernatural, and Good Omens—this is your next binge. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cu\u003eWhat Readers Are Saying:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"I was hooked from the first sentence! This book I devoured in a DAY. All in all it's a 10 out of 10. I am off to read the second book in this series!\" ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “Dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching. Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. 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Sometimes I wonder if there’s a sign on my forehead I keep missing that just says, “Pile shit here.” It would explain a lot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd now there’s a new heavy-hitter, out to make a big splash for herself. She’s got a sadistic side and apparently she wants to be a part of my world. After two brushes with her, ending in blood and death, she’s got my attention. A trail of bloodshed, a stack of bodies, and a big daddy demon’s homecoming to plan have kept her busy, but I’m about to create an opening in her calendar. A big one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis might be my last dance and I can definitely feel the pressure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. 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I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. Saddle up!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D.V. 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At least there will be good company.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the last five years, I’ve been juggling Bane’s chaos circus—keeping the monsters at bay, the innocents breathing, and the lawn mowed (mostly)—I’ve fine-tuned my combo hunter\/babysitter\/Groundskeeper Willy gig into a chaos-fed daily grind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe only problem? Since Bane went downstairs, Hell has been on radio-silence. No demons in or out. My plans to swap places with her in the pit have stalled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the meantime, all I can do is ask myself WWBD: What Would Bane Do?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo I keep bashing my head against the wall, coming up with the worst plans on hunts, and picking up every forecast from Walter that looks like it might be hell-sent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut on Halloween night—the five-year anniversary of the battle in Ashley— when not one, but two unexpected guests crash for huckleberry buckle at Rosetta’s dinner table, all bets are off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHell is back with a vengeance and this time it’s got my name on the dartboard instead of Bane’s. Best case? A dip in the pit for me. Worst case? Heaven and Hell kick off another end-of-the-world grudge match—with oblivion as the participation trophy at the end.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBut don’t worry, I kept your seat warm in the truck. Join the hunt as this ragtag family of hunters Rambles On.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNarrated by D.V. Wolfe herself. :)\u003cbr\u003eLength: 6 hours\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMIDNIGHT RIDER is a darkly funny, demon-slaying thrill ride across 15 (and counting) blood-soaked, soul-saving, chaos-fueled books. 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Urban fantasy at its best.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 “This book had it all—dark humor, heart-pounding tension, creepy AF cannibals. Get you a girl that slays, y’all!” ★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e🖤 \"Absolutely the best, most riveting series I have ever read, and I am a voracious reader! I've cried, laughed, despaired, and rejoiced a zillion times throughout this series, AND this was the first series that ended SO perfectly, I could not have hoped for more.❤ You deserve this incredible journey, so do yourself a favor, and start it now!\" ★★★★★\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy direct from me and save up to 50% off retail and support me directly without paying the corporate pukes a dime! 100% Ethically Sourced, Human Only Art; no AI allowed! Easy delivery via Bookfunnel and your satisfaction guaranteed. 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